I SWEAR DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS DISAPPEAR OFF TO IN THESE HOT SUMMER MONTHS!!!! Where do you go?!?!?! WHAT do you do?!?!?! Well, everyone except Maddy that is. I know what you have been doing. Buying underwear with neon stars. lol, mine PWN yours. *GO pink and black!!*


My summer so far has been amazing and debating about Zaphiro's virginity in a muggy Oregon cabin seems sooo long ago!!! Ah!! Those were the days!!! But really, even Michigan feels forever ago, I haven't sexually harassed a bass in ages!!! Up to speed though, San Antonio was......well rainy and religous but still one of the funnest places. I stayed with my friend Claire while I was there and every night we stayed up until about 1:00 just watching marathons of "MADE" on MTV and we saw this one episode about a girl who wanted to be a rocker named Alaric but she was REALLY a freak and in one of the set up band practices her MADE coach arranged for her she just randomly starts spazing out on camera screaming, "I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBICALLY CRAZEEEED" and then she throws down her mic and runs down the street while yelling back at them "You just got RAN OVER by the ALARIC TRUCK!!!!!! GYAHHHHH!!!!!". Claire and I just started choking on our joyous laughter and then she got tangled in the sheets because she was rolling back and forth while she laughed (this is almost starting to sound dirty... ) and she fell off the bed.
Why people always start laughing and falling off things when I'm around I really do not know. The next day was when we went to Schlitterbahns and all day whenever one of said or did anything confrontational at all we would say "You just got run over by the ALARIC TRUCK!!!" and Claire would add to it by actually spazing out too even midway down some vertical slide and all I would hear at the top of it would be "YOU......*splashsplash*......GOT....*splash*...TRUUUCCCKKK" and you would just see her twisting mid-air style down the 'Master Blaster' or whatever the ride was called.
Apparently San Antonio and the rest of Texas is really into these specific types of tacos called "Breakfast Tacos" and there are 'breakfast taco only' specializing restaurants all around so the first morning Claire, me, and her mom all went to the best one called "Taco Taco" (go figure) in our pajamas and we saw "Greg" from that older show "Darma And Greg" GETTING A TACO. If you care he likes his with potato, bacon, and cheese and extra salsa. He got takeout probably to avoid anyone recognizing him but not so you sneeky man, not so.

And I was in pajamas. ><

O.A.R CONCERT. We all need to go: I got online and checked up on local concerts some weeks in August because I thought as a huge celabratory I dunno 'back to school, what fresh hell' sort of way we could ALL go. And O.A.R. was the best they had plus I really do want to see it, so unless you guys see something better it's August 22nd doors open at 6:30 I think and it starts at 7:00 at the Rialto, tickets $23.50 in advance. Maya I know you can't go but Blake, Siobhan, Maddy, scrap up some fast cash and hustle and tell me if you all can.
PLEEEASE PLEASE COMEEEE.

Job and children getting fresh with me--->My job is O.K. when I'm not restraining myself from slapping beating and burying the kids in my group, I actually like some of them quite alot (they're all 6 & 7) like Jerry who I think might be ADHD on some uncomprehensible scale and he is in the other group but at lunch sometimes he'll just randomly run up to me, grab my hand, smile in an odd way by bearing his teeth and say in a charming almost accent, "Cutie Pie!!" and then forget all about me and fling himself down a hill or after some birds. Then there is my Mini Boyfriend who in a way that is becoming more and more uncomfortable keeps getting fresh with me. At first I was like, "Well I don't think he meant to brush up against my chest like that...whatever" but today he came over and said, "I think I need some cheering up," and then just reached out and put BOTH of his hands very forwardly on BOTH of my boobs. I was just shocked at first then I kind of brushed his hands aside and said "WHAT are you doing??" and he just replied "Hugging you. " But in my mind all I could think was "NUH-UH. You have now officially almost touched me more then Adam and that is really unsettling to me on many levels." But let me tell you, it was swim day and the way to discourage a 7 year old from touching you is not by putting on a bikini.




All other concert times::
Young Dubliners, Aug. 5, Plush (622-8848, virtuous.com). $10
Yellowcard, Matchbook Romance, more, Aug. 7, Rialto Theatre (740-1000, www.rialtotheatre.com). $26
Bowling for Soup, Lucky Boys Confusion, Aug. 8, Club Congress (622-8848, www.hotelcongress.com); all ages. $13 advance/$15 day of show
Ramon Ayala, Aug. 11, Desert Diamond Casino (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). $30 Los Lonely Boys, Kinky, Aug. 12, Casino Del Sol AVA (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). Tickets TBA Earth,
Wind and Fire, Aug. 15, Casino Del Sol (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). $25-$65 Roots Rock Reggae Tour: Ziggy Marley, Sinead O'Connor, Ozomatli, more, Aug. 16, Casino Del Sol AVA (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). $20-$45
Kottonmouth Kings, Aug. 16, The Rock (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). $20 Smokey Robinson, Aug. 19, Desert Diamond Casino (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). Tickets TBA
Throwdown, Aug. 19, Rialto Theatre (740-1000, www.rialtotheatre.com). $13.50 advance/$16 day of show
O.A.R., Aug. 22, Rialto Theatre (740-1000, www.rialtotheatre.com). $23.50 advance/$25 day of show
Hank Williams III, Aug. 25, Club Congress (622-8848, www.hotelcongress.com). $19 advance/$20 day of show
David Alvin & the Guilty Men, Sept. 1, Rialto Theatre (740-1000, www.rialtotheatre.com). $15 advance/$18 day of show
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sept. 1, Casino Del Sol (321-1000, www.ticketmaster.com). $25-$60

Sun, 08/27/06 07:00 PM Halifax Skrappys Tucson, AZ More Infoon sale:
Sat, 07/15/06 12:00 PM

TTFN and this weekend to celebrate my first paycheck we should hit the theaters at Park Place Saturday and Blake you can find shirts with our girl expertise and Maddy you can buy more panties and Siobhan can buy a replacement butcher knife for the one undoubtably growing dull in her room, and Maya........can just lay at home in her bed of pain till Sunday when I become the Uber-pal. xD